You need help.

And I like helping and giving advice even if it isn’t asked for.

Dear person outside or Target smoking,
I was the only person sitting outside on the bench. There was a large area for you to smoke at. You could have stood a little bit more away from me than the five feet you were at. My advice to you is to either quit smoking or become a more polite smoker. I already wrote here about why gum is better than smoking. Maybe you should try that. If you don’t want to do that then maybe you should become a more polite smoker. If there are people around and none of them are smoking try not to stand right next to them and smoke. I like being able to breath. It was cold outside, but as soon as you came out and started smoking I would have preferred to be standing outside in a major snowstorn then not be able to breath. Seriously, if there is no one outside except for me and i’m not smoking why would you smoke right next to me? You didn’t want to sit on the bench  I was on since you didn’t sit there. So why?

Dear people not dressed properly,
Why are you wearing no coat, sweatshirt, leggings, shorts, or a tshirt. Leggings are not pants. It is December. Wearing shorts or a tshirt is kind of dumb. Today I had on jeans a tshirt a sweatshirt and a puffy coat that may not e very fashionable but it keeps me warm and I was still freezing. How were you able to only wear a sweatshirt and some leggings? I think I would have died from the cold wearing that. You might want to go shopping. I hear there are these stores that sell stuff that is warm. It’s pretty awesome.

Dear people who don’t mind bad smells,
All those microwave lunches things you make smell awful. You need to shower. Stop wearing so much perfume/cologne/hairspray. Between you and the smoker I kind of want to get rid of my sense of smell. I already have horrible allergies and am super sneezy. I don’t need to be sneezy because of you.